Jul 10, 2009
FAIL. First of all, I want you to know that the only reason I even went to this website was because I was bored and their banner led me to believe they could make me into a cartoon. So obviously I clicked it…only to get this message. Hey mywebface or whatever your stupid name is, its two thousand motherfuckin 9. Get mac compliant.

FAIL. First of all, I want you to know that the only reason I even went to this website was because I was bored and their banner led me to believe they could make me into a cartoon. So obviously I clicked it…only to get this message. Hey mywebface or whatever your stupid name is, its two thousand motherfuckin 9. Get mac compliant.

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Jun 26, 2009

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Jukebox at the gay bar

Jukebox at the gay bar

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Jun 18, 2009
I just saw saw this ad on youtube and couldn’t help myself.

I just saw saw this ad on youtube and couldn’t help myself.

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Jun 17, 2009

3.0

Well, it’s now officially June 17, and as Apple has promised, iPhone OS 3.0 is planned to be released today. I can’t wait to get home from work and sync up. Then after the excitement of all the slick new features wears off and I am missing functionality, I will holla at the iPhone Dev Team and re-jailbreak. I give it 24 hours. Lucky for frustrated iPhone users, 3.0 has already been completely jailbroken and unlocked before it’s even public. I love technology.

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Jun 14, 2009
For the most part, iPhoto 09’s face detection technology is amazingly impressive and consistent. But occasionally it does this. It also thought Greg’s ear was someone’s face. For being in version 1.0 it works pretty darn good. I can’t wait to see what they can do over the next couple years.

For the most part, iPhoto 09’s face detection technology is amazingly impressive and consistent. But occasionally it does this. It also thought Greg’s ear was someone’s face. For being in version 1.0 it works pretty darn good. I can’t wait to see what they can do over the next couple years.

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Jun 10, 2009

Today at work

My coworker and I decided that it’s time that we fill our bosses office up with balloons. He has a relatively large office so we calculated that area of the space and the volume of the average 10” balloon. It would take approximately 668 balloons to completely fill the room. If I didnt smoke a pack of cigarettes last night, I would consider attempting this.

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Jun 6, 2009

“iPhone Video” to be announced Monday

It’s been everything but confirmed that a new iPhone device will be announced Monday morning at WWDC in San Francisco. Rumors are thick this year, it’s harder than ever to pick out the ones that will be real. If all the rumors floating around this season were real, this would be a Jesus phone made of gold that jerks you off. With the conference closing in on the 48 hour mark, manufacturers around the world have been busting their loads a little early and dropping hard to ignore hints that this new device will include an additional front facing camera, both capable of video capture, possibly including mobile iChat support, and on-the-fly video editing. I want this to be true so bad, and my gut says it is. Also, I’m certain that a 32 GB version will be announced. If Apple gets their act together and puts a decent lens on the camera, (and hopefully a better sensor too…my guess is 3.2 MP) this new device paired with iPhone OS 3.0, will be a huge step closer to the perfect phone, and everything you ever needed in your pocket. I’ve got a boner motherfuckers.

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May 30, 2009
My birthday cake from Stephanie! YEAH RIGHT!

My birthday cake from Stephanie! YEAH RIGHT!

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May 29, 2009
thealuminummonster:

Dearest David Allen,
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! If you were still in town I would bake you these robot cupcakes.
Love, Jessica
Thank you Jessica! Those cupcakes are almost as cool as these.

thealuminummonster:

Dearest David Allen,

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! If you were still in town I would bake you these robot cupcakes.

Love, Jessica

Thank you Jessica! Those cupcakes areĀ almostĀ as cool as these.

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This dock is part of dells new skin shipping on vista machines right now. Look familiar to anyone? This isn’t just borrowing design cues, this is blatent emulation.

This dock is part of dells new skin shipping on vista machines right now. Look familiar to anyone? This isn’t just borrowing design cues, this is blatent emulation.

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